| 1 | Kyle Gill | 8-1-0 | 0 | 1229 | 465.7 | 133 |
| 2 | Ultra Plasma Bears with Lightning | 6-4-0 | 0 | 907 | 491.6 | 113 |
| 3 | Shim Sham Army | 7-3-0 | 0 | 900 | 473.9 | 119 |
| 4 | Grass Monkeys | 4-4-0 | 0 | 656 | 478.8 | 108 |
| 5 | Big Bad Wood | 6-4-0 | 0 | 297 | 217.8 | 111 |
| 6 | Haka Matata | 5-3-1 | 0 | 201 | 127.1 | 120 |
| 7 | Warm Hugs | 3-5-2 | 0 | 154 | 284.9 | 92 |
| 8 | No Ok! | 5-5-0 | 0 | 152 | 142.6 | 100 |
| 9 | Rand University | 6-4-0 | 0 | 108 | 99.0 | 99 |
| 10 | Punny culturally relevant name. | 4-4-1 | 0 | 98 | 118.3 | 100 |
| 11 | HOBO POWER | 6-4-0 | 0 | 93 | 80.3 | 100 |
| 12 | Yetis | 3-7-0 | 0 | 71 | 101.8 | 90 |
| 13 | Meat Raffle | 7-3-0 | 0 | 69 | 42.4 | 126 |
| 14 | Blizzard Force | 4-6-0 | 0 | 68 | 83.3 | 96 |
| 15 | Fat Cat Sax | 5-4-0 | 0 | 35 | 29.7 | 114 |
| 16 | Smokin' Pixies | 5-5-0 | 0 | 29 | 26.2 | 107 |
| 17 | The Vulvarines | 3-4-1 | 0 | 19 | 15.0 | 119 |
| 18 | We're What Willis Was Talking About | 3-4-1 | 0 | 14 | 16.4 | 104 |
| 19 | Oops! | 1-8-0 | 0 | 3 | 15.8 | 58 |
| 20 | Flame | 0-9-0 | 0 | 0 | 18.9 | 32 |
